So, we were about 30-45 minutes late for my mom's party. When we showed up we had to walk through a huge crowd celebrating a birthday as well. This crew came with a buffet table, cake table and a slide show. It was like a mini wedding reception. Then enters my family. Three wild kids ready to see Nannie and Papa and two exhausted parents. We squeeze through the crowd without bumping into too many people and once we reach our table, I realize Luke's diaper has leaked and his pants are soaking wet. So back through the crowd I go to change his diaper in the restroom only to find there isn't a changing table!!! I mean really, shouldn't all bathrooms have these by now?!?!
(And a little side note: when you see a mom walking through a crowd either carrying or dragging a child with them..MOVE! GET OUT OF OUR WAY! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! Really people, do you think we enjoy trying to squeeze around you. We are already trying not to smack you in the head with our diaper bags. Just move, ok? Or suffer the consequences of the diaper bag kissing your head! Whew, I feel better now!)
Then I had to change the poor guy standing up and put his soaking wet pants back on him, trudge through the big birthday party and put him in his high chair. Then I went back through the crowd, I think they were starting to think I was part of their party at this point, and out to the car to get an extra pair of pants. (let me stop now and say no I am not that super-woman think ahead mom that has extra pairs of clothes in the car, I have 3 kids remember! I am, however, the lazy mom that had left a pair of pants in the car on accident and was super happy they were still there so I could put them on my poor lil guy)
Again, back through the crowd I go finally ready to sit down, have a drink, enjoy dinner and then what happens? You guessed it. Ella has to go potty. This is my life people. It's all about fighting through crowds, trying to resist my urge to smack people with the diaper bag, just to have 1 minute to sit and relax.
Enjoy the pictures and please notice I'm not in any of them. ;-)

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